You’re our customer and our aim for you is to provide you with a top-quality product, at a great price, backed by excellent customer support.

Our business grows because you, our customer, is happy. This is our goal.

So we don’t just guarantee our product, we guarantee your entire experience with our product... and we guarantee it until your box is empty!

if for any reason, you wouldn’t enthusiastically recommend our products to the people you care for, we want to know about it, and will make it right either by a full replacement or refund—your choice!

This guarantee is transferable, inheritable and inexhaustible... until the box is empty.

After seeing the information here, I think I may have received a defective product.